Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts

Friday, July 26, 2013

So my computer's dyin', right?

Well, here's a few things to update ya quick-like:

*Taboos 0 and 1 are perfected and ready to read.  See links below to snag a copy of yer own, y'know?
*My old label, "Massive Entertainment," is now a legal entity and ready to do NOTHING.  LOL, no seriously it's a business label that exists "to support the works of Thomas Duder, Author of the Things."

This also means I can claim Anubis Unit and blogs done by the entity known as "That Bastard From Bellingham."

We'll see, we'll see....
*My computer's dyin'.  A kickstarter/indiegogo thing might help.
*I can't expand my audience for anythin'.  Gonna hafta increase my ad budget from nothing to something soon. :3
*Car payment and security deposit almost paid off.  In two months, we'll see what's what and who's doin' who~!
*Season 2 of Da Hooliganz startin' soon!
*Covers for Taboos 2 and 3 have been shot, 4 and 5 are bein' planned as we speak!
*Need to pay the editor for 2, 3, and the short stories come August. :3

In the meantime, here's those links I promised.  Also, thanks for stickin' around, yeah?

(LOL direct copy pasta from http://www.facebook.com/AuthorOfTheThings, where you'll mainly find me)

SO, ya wanna review for me? All ya need to do is write one review, really...then post everywhere. :D BUT, lemme get ya some links to make things easier:

Amazon
Taboo 0 - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Cliché-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4
Taboo 1 - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/

Barnes and Noble
Taboo 0 - http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-generalist-taboo-0-thomas-x-duder/1113574759?ean=2940045010030
Taboo 1 - http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-generalist-taboo-1-thomas-x-duder/1113745412?ean=2940045048453

Smashwords
Taboo 0 - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832
Taboo 1 - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Goodreads
Taboo 0 - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16049028-taboo-0
Taboo 1 - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16124985-taboo-1

Kobo
Taboo 0 - http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/The-Generalist-Taboo-Cliché-Memories/book-7vDYIpBz6U6Gh_fFASbFbA/page1.html?s=ONn4LHVpSkS11AUTGCrMSg&r=2
Taboo 1 - http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-The/book-yeproB0520OEs5q1Y-mCeQ/page1.html?s=ONn4LHVpSkS11AUTGCrMSg&r=1

Wanna buy the paperback? I'll totally give ya a discount if'n ya wanna review based on the paperback~! :D Check the Createspace links:
Taboo 0 - https://www.createspace.com/4040960
Taboo 1 - https://www.createspace.com/4168801

Hell, you wanna share my info on yer blog? Go for it~! Know of other places I've shown up? Share me there! If you have any other ideas, do lemme know. :D

In the meantime...reviews~! Just one review can be then shared all over the place. :D Just gotta do me the huge favor and post 'em, yeah?

Thank you very much for your time~!

~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things

P.S. - Sure you can bust out a buck fiddy....but y'know what? If'n yer going to give me a review, do lemme know and I'll hook ya up. :D


All this and I STILL need to overhaul my blogs, update everything, and keep writin'.  Keep in mind, you can also request a copy of my stuff at yer local library, or just send me the name and address of yer library and I'll send a copy there. :D

Good to go?  Good to go!

Sincerely,

~That Bastard From Bellingham/Thomas Duder/Malice Atreides, Lord of the Wasteland/JDW-His-Goddamned-Self

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Why hello there~!

Egads, when did I get over 10k views?

Where the unholy fuck was >I< when this happened?!!!! D:

For what it's worth, I thank you, all of ya~!  Obviously SOMEONE'S readin' me...just don't know who. ::chuckles:: SO!  Here we are...

and I've been incredibly abusive towards you guys, ignoring you for months on end then figuring you'll either see me in your feed and be all, "OH!  It's That Bastard, Thomas Duder himself...let's see what he has to say!" then read me and be all, "OHHHHH, you poor, poor man!  Yes, I forgive you, and I'll totally read on your stuff and click things and comment, cmment, comment!"

Well, while I DOOOOO have material to post (new songs, new poetry, written blocks of "things" and full-blown short stories and such), I've had to seriously settle in and handle my writing.

I'm fairly certain I've mentioned this before, but I write on a ten-year old rig with Windows XP (service pack 3, derp) and OpenOffice.  Even before I started working at an office with a rather fast system, I was having problems with having multiple programs open (as I'm wont to do), the whole system slowing down if I even DARED to have even Windows Media Player running while OpenOffice was, and...well, you get the point.

There is nothing worse to my writing style then having to wait while my system decides whether or not Firefox should be allowed to open while I have OpenOffice up simply because I dared to want to look up a word, or a thesaurus, or...whatever!  Hell, sometimes the system stalls out just with OpenOffice open, and being a poor once-homeless writer isn't inexactly the best thing for the financials.

...then there was that, being homeless for, like, ten months.  Then nine months before THAT I was stuck in that cabin, and...well, we all (possibly) remember THAT 'un.

So anyway, here we are.  I have, since, had to make a coupla decisions, and comin' back to bloggin' with NO SET SCHEDULE (because fuck yo dreams, nigga) is one of those.  Another is that I'm no longer going to post either Killer 13 or The Generalist here....BUT!  If yer one of my readers here on the blog scene and ya wanna become a beta reader, there's ways we can do that. :D  Hit me up sometime, I'll give ya the links or whatever, and we'll talk on Faecbawks. <3

On the other hand, I AMMMMM gonna post the reviews I do for other books right here. :3  Because why not...the first couple of them are pretty short, but afterwards?

Fucking genius, as entertaining as the books themselves, and it was fun as hell writin' 'em. :D

Nooooow, there ARRRRRE a couple of books I had to NOT review, just 'cuz...yeah, I had to stop readin' 'em they were so bad.  If you haven't heard from me in awhile, it may be because your book sucks and you suck and I hate your fucking face and I never want to talk to you again.

When I say "awhile" I mean, literally, awhile~!  Not, like, a coupla months or whatever, I mean like I don't even hang out at the same fucking groups as you because you've dirtied them with your horrible writing and blase personality.

....of course, that's all on Faecbawks, but you get the point. :3

So anyway, lemme pop one on here soon, starting with my first and from a fellow blogger nonetheless~!

Hell, it's those two bastards whom I have to actually thank for quite a lot...and do so with each book I put out there. :3

SO!  Shall we enjoy this Sunday together?

~That Bastard From Bellingham

Monday, November 12, 2012

Why hello there!

ANNNNNNNNND an interview outta nowhere!  :D  If you found me through the Me and My Crazy Mind Blog, hello and welcome!

Have you read it yet, dear Readers?  Well then, check it - http://www.ycrazymind.com/2012/11/the-generalist.html

:D Good stuff~!

Have you had a chance to read up on Taboos 2 and 3 from The Generalist?  No?  Well, here's the links~!




The Generalist – Taboo 2: Magic and Mayhem (Part 1 of The Mayhem Arc)
Round 1 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-2-magic-and-mayhem.html
Round 2 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-2-magic-and-mayhem_10.html
Round 3 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-2-magic-and-mayhem_9137.html
Round 4 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-2-magic-and-mayhem_1357.html
Final Round - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-2-magic-and-mayhem_8653.html


****

The Generalist – Taboo 3: Misfits and Mayhem (Part 2 of The Mayhem Arc)

Round 1 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-3-misfits-and.html
Round 2 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-3-misfits-and_11.html
Round 3 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-3-misfits-and_6535.html
Round 4 - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-3-misfits-and_675.html
Final Round - http://www.thepenismysword.com/2012/10/the-generalist-taboo-3-misfits-and_6355.html

Wanna hang with me sometime?  I'm spread out as thin as a single-celled organism CAN be spread...and I have more than one cell nonetheless!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder


Well, reckon it's time for the rest of my length~! Be prepared, I got one for each penis-tentacle. :3

The Pen Is My Sword (my main litblog)
http://www.thepenismysword.com

That Bastard On (personal opinions, whinery, my second most popular blog. :3 )
http://on.thepenismysword.com

KAOS: Chaos Party Radio (kinda down right now - The Hooligans hasn't put out any new content. :/ )
http://www.kaosparty.com

Sooth(e) Your Freaking Beast (musics I find from the Youtubes)
http://sooth.thepenismysword.com

Man-Flavored Milk (I type like a maniac and post strange videos.  It actually started with an idea at first to be an ARG where it slowly descends into madness, then I kinda went "meh" and just stayed there)
http://mfm.thepenismysword.com

Netflix This! (lists that answer the question "What Should I Watch Tonight On Netflix?" )
http://netflixthis.thepenismysword.com

The Bellingham Jerk (restaurant reviews from local places 'round here in Bellingham, and what got me started into blogging. :D )
http://jerk.thepenismysword.com

Nerf All The Things (The Hooligans away from KAOS, and where we also post our modeling pics from local photographers and such.)
http://www.nerfallthethings.com

Messed Up and Violent (my blog at Goodreads)
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6541268.Thomas_Duder/blog

TWITTER: @ThatBastardFB
FACEBOOK: : /ThatBastardFromBellingham (thatbastardfb@gmail.com)
GOOGLES+: ThomasDuder
TUMBLR: http://thatbastardfrombellingham.tumblr.com/
YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/JDWForever
AUTHOR PAGE: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorOfTheThings
GOODREADS: ...freakin' Thomas Duder. :D


Well, 2012 wasn't as profitable as 2011, but it certainly was active!  It's not like I'm closin' shop for christmas or somethin'...but it's sometimes good to just look back on the year as it passes by and realize how much content you've put out.

Now to get back to postin' up random lyrics, poetry, and The Hooligans season 1 goodness. <3

For what it's worth, I thank you all for your attention and your time.  I can only hope that I've been half as entertaining as all y'all have led me to believe...and I thank you for that, as well.

I shall endeavor to continue to work hard going into 2013, to achieve something closer to consistency in my posting schedule, and in giving you guys even more reasons to continue reading me. :D

Sincerely,

~That Bastard From Bellingham

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO 1 GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 2 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 1 and sell Taboo 2 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories is free over here:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832

And The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's the Beef? is only a $1.50 at both Smashwords and Amazon:

Smashwords - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/249546

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Taboo-Wheres-ebook/dp/B009YLO9XU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352071466&sr=1-1&keywords=the+generalist+taboo+1+where%27s+the+beef+thomas+duder

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

Sunday, May 6, 2012

WHERE HAS TABOO - WHATEVER GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 1 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 0 and sell Taboo 1 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

So, you want to check out my Amazong link and stuff?  I gotta point out that it's not up for sale yet inexactly...but who am I to stop you from buying a slightly older, less edited version for $2.99?

Buy The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories here:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4

The jacket cover was done by myself (my hand, dontcha know~!) and the ever-lovin' Jade herself over at jadedshots.blogspot.com, and we're pretty much gonna do ALL the covers like that.  Gloved hands, brass knuckles, coffee mugs, and the Hooligan mean-face logo.

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO - WHATEVER GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 1 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 0 and sell Taboo 1 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

So, you want to check out my Amazong link and stuff?  I gotta point out that it's not up for sale yet inexactly...but who am I to stop you from buying a slightly older, less edited version for $2.99?

Buy The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories here:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4

The jacket cover was done by myself (my hand, dontcha know~!) and the ever-lovin' Jade herself over at jadedshots.blogspot.com, and we're pretty much gonna do ALL the covers like that.  Gloved hands, brass knuckles, coffee mugs, and the Hooligan mean-face logo.

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO - WHATEVER GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 1 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 0 and sell Taboo 1 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

So, you want to check out my Amazong link and stuff?  I gotta point out that it's not up for sale yet inexactly...but who am I to stop you from buying a slightly older, less edited version for $2.99?

Buy The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories here:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4

The jacket cover was done by myself (my hand, dontcha know~!) and the ever-lovin' Jade herself over at jadedshots.blogspot.com, and we're pretty much gonna do ALL the covers like that.  Gloved hands, brass knuckles, coffee mugs, and the Hooligan mean-face logo.

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

WHERE HAS TABOO - WHATEVER GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!

Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 1 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 0 and sell Taboo 1 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

So, you want to check out my Amazong link and stuff?  I gotta point out that it's not up for sale yet inexactly...but who am I to stop you from buying a slightly older, less edited version for $2.99?

Buy The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories here:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4

The jacket cover was done by myself (my hand, dontcha know~!) and the ever-lovin' Jade herself over at jadedshots.blogspot.com, and we're pretty much gonna do ALL the covers like that.  Gloved hands, brass knuckles, coffee mugs, and the Hooligan mean-face logo.

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

Saturday, May 5, 2012

WHERE HAS TABOO - WHATEVER GONE? WHY IS IT GONE?!



Because I've done "final" (ish) edits to it and am now exercising my right to sell it wherever the hell I damn well please.

Now that you've calmed down a little, Dear Reader, perhaps I can get you some tea?  Okay.  Okay, obviously we DO need to talk a little though.

Some of you, ESPECIALLY those closest to me, know of my efforts in the past year at several projects.  This one is just one of those, the writing and eventually serialization and sale-ification (yes, it's a word.  I just made it up.  Right now.  It's a word if I made it up, I'm a freakin' artist apparently) of The Generalist series you've grown to love and cuddle up to.

So yeap, it's that time.  After re-editing a FINAL final time, re-packaging and improving on the manuscript, I've finally got it up and ready to sell on Kindle (though do give me OOOOOONE last revision, since I'm preparing it for Smashwords as well and I want to use that format for Kindle), but there's a few issues going down.

For one, there's that Smashwords format of programming/writing I want to bring to Kindle.

Secondly, it's currently stuck at $2.99 though I lowered the price to $1.50, and when it comes time to pop Taboo 1 up for sale, I'll raise the price of Taboo 0 and sell Taboo 1 at $1.50, same with all other Taboos from now on.

Whenever an episode goes up for sale, they gotta come down here and you get this message with a link to buy and sample.

I'll still continue to post the unedited/lightly edited/raw manuscripts up here, and then later on give them the same treatment.  This way you can sample what it's going to be before you buy, a system I believe in highly.  BUT, I AM trusting you guys, y'knowwhatImean?

This is the honor system: you can accept the crappy-edited version of these stories and not pay, or pay what amounts to less than a cup of coffee (in some places) and receive a polished version full of proper grammar, little writing tidbits, and slightly more content.  I'm willing to believe in youse guys, and those who can't afford squat but are perfectly happy to retweet my tweets and repost my posts at Faecbawks.

Of course this might change depending on customer performance...we'll see.

In the meantime, that's what's up and I'm stickin' to it!

So, you want to check out my Amazong link and stuff?  I gotta point out that it's not up for sale yet inexactly...but who am I to stop you from buying a slightly older, less edited version for $2.99?

Buy The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories here:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4

The jacket cover was done by myself (my hand, dontcha know~!) and the ever-lovin' Jade herself over at jadedshots.blogspot.com, and we're pretty much gonna do ALL the covers like that.  Gloved hands, brass knuckles, coffee mugs, and the Hooligan mean-face logo.

tl;dr - LOL I'M SELLIN' OUT, SO THIS PART HAS BEEN COMPILED AND RECODIFIED WITH THE REST FOR MASS CONSUMPTION!  SOCCER MOMS ARE GOING TO SCHLICK OVER MY STUFF NOW, KTHXBAI! #TheNewTwilight #Platitudes #Hashtag

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Untitled 4




Don't ask, 'cuz I won't tell. <3
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I can hear it still, the fine music
The song of the day, as it plays
A song carved of sweet memory
And of bitterest cacao, this day
Sweetest balsamic, sweet as sin
And of the tea we drank that day
The tea she saw through, purest amber

I can hear it still, the sweet music
The cool, cold wind, yet never bitter
Only bittersweet, the sea air blowing
Blowing through our hair, her smile
Blowing through us, through our souls
And everything I wanted to tell her
Was right there, right there, glinting

I can hear it still, unforgettable
The music of her laughter that rang true
Of today, of today, always
And the taste of her lips, her flesh
The warmth of her close to me, in my arms
And of the sea, never cooling our ardor
But banked, always and ever smoldering

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Snippet: The Generalist - The Battle at Brownstone

So.  I figured out what my muse wanted me to write.

She wanted me to write this.  And start up on The Generalist.

Interesting, since my Muse inspired me to write it up in the first place, and my muse followed up by throwing a temper tantrum until I wrote this out, looked at the overview and felt her calm down.

Don't ask which is which or who is who.  Don't worry 'bout it, just enjoy it as it flows along.

So, without further adieu, here's my first attempt at writing in such a format since...god, I don't want to think about how long it's been since I've written in an actual story-story like this.

I should warn you, plenty of spoilers ahead.  This is basically the lead up to the ending fight sequence,  and by now it's generally accepted that Dash takes care of the physical troubles, and Frank handles the rest.  The rest happens to usually be the big baddies anyway, so it evens out.


Also I normally don't write at the end of the story as if the reader needs to have certain explanations - I did that for the sake of the snippet, and the intro especially will be somewhat re-written so I don't have to point out what Holy Diver or Benediction is, nor what the Overdrive is by now, things like that.  Not to mention that Karsiel is...and Howard Montenegro...or why...uh...well, shit.  I'm not going to spoil THAT much of the story, this is technically for the second or third book, y'know?


Anyway, please let me know what you think of this snippet from The Generalist - The Battle at Brownstone.


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Frank frowned at his leather trench coat, the hood down, as he patted its' various pockets and inner blessed kevlar lining for his favorite knuckle.  Holy Diver was nowhere to be found amongst his calculated arsenal, and that had him nervous - though its' various blessings and divine powers wouldn't do much against an Angel-gened, the basic strength boost of the weapon would do him in good stead.  The elevator filled with the sounds of creaking leather and rattling as both he and Dash continued their pre-fight checks.

Dash looked over at Frank for a moment while checking his own oversized, custom-fitted jacket, unleashing the Big Boy bat and ensuring its' charges of kinetic energy were primed and ready.  His own favored brass knuckle-enhanced Artifact gauntlets were well-fitted and oiled, ready for the beating he was about to deliver.

Frank looked over at Dash while checking his own gear, then both stopped, locked eyes and looked up at the top of the elevator, both of them reacting at the same time at the tinny elevator muzak being piped in.  The Girl from Ipanima.  Dash shook his head with a muttered curse as Frank once again busied himself with his checks, frustrated at having left behind Holy Diver when both looked up again at the elevator speaker, then each other, each one trying to come up with a conversation starter.

"Uh, we're...uh, we're gonna whup some ass, yeah?"  The troll grinned nervously, straightening his gloves for the tenth time, pulling on the high-tension silver thread underlining.

"Yup.  All...once we get...up to fifty floors.  Yeap.  Gonna whup some ass, once we get up there," Frank double-checked his humongous six-shooter, Benediction, was filled and ready with its' special loads of silver bullets filled with blessed oil, garlic, rosemary, thyme, and silver shavings.

The Girl from Ipanima droned on as the elevator ascended, the two men eventually running out of things to do before the big fight and simply fidget.  From time to time Frank glared at Dash, and other times Dash glared at Frank while the other directed his glare elsewhere.  Eventually the troll coughed into an armored fist.

"Dude, is it me or is it hot in here?!"  Dash frowned at his own question.

"Nope.  It's pretty freakin' hot in here."

"Huh," the troll-man fidgeted as his human partner slipped his fists into his trench coat pockets and jingled the loose items in there about.  Dash wondered at what they were - from the sound of it it could either be loose silver shavings or coins.  For a moment his green eyes began to glow with a reddish glow as he grew increasingly frustrated at not knowing the source of the jingling sounds.

"Hey, dude," Frank, not realizing his friends' growing ire and frustration, spoke without taking his gaze away from the elevator doors, "You sure about this elevator?  I mean, it IS the private one, right?"

"Heeeey, man!"  Dash frowned at him, resisting the urge to bury his own oversized, inhuman hands in his jacket pockets, "My source is good, and we're in here aren't we?  I'd say my end of the bargain is good, yah?"

"Yeah, yeah, no doubt m'man," Frank chuckled, patting his afro with one hand while jangling whatever it was that was in his pockets.  What WAS that making that jangling sound?!  "And even better, we'll bypass most of the security.  With you handling the goons, I'll make the first strike against Karsiel and you can follow-up if I fail to do enough damage while he's still in human mode.  A good plan, bruddah, a good plan."

"'S just..." Hopkins glared at Frank's free hand as it once again buried itself into his trench coat pocket, the jingling-jangling sound doubled once again as the troll continued to talk, "Y'know...I think we're just too tensed up for this kind of thing.  I mean, this is a slow-assed elevator; shouldn't we be on the thirtieth floor by now?!"

"Naw, these kinda things are meant to make you relaxed and shit.  Presidential elevator onry, y'know?  The ambiance of the thing, all the red velvet and gold, and that song-"

"Okay, that does it.  That DOES it!"  Dash jabbed his finger into the emergency open button, his patience at an end and his desire to yell at Frank about the jangling too great, "I'm callin' it.  I'm takin' my damned ball and going home."

"Wait, you're going to what?"  Frank blinked, honestly puzzled at his friends' sudden change of heart.

As soon as the elevator doors opened, Dash immediately stepped off and turned around smartly, flipping Frank off, "Fuck this, I'm taking the stairs!  I've only got, what, ten more flights LEFT until the end, meet you there man."

As the doors closed, Frank groaned and pawed weakly at the air, "But...but...take me with you~!"



Kicking the door to the forty-eighth floor open, Dash blinked in surprise as a hallway full of guns bore down on him, his entire armored body covered in lights by the equally surprised guards and goons, all kitted and armored out with full riot gear.  To either side the hallway led into the rest of the forty-eighth floor, filled with what Dash could only see were bodies and cubicles.

Getting down onto one knee, he clasped his hands before him and looked up with beatific glory in his dark green eyes, he intoned loudly, "Oh, OH lord!  Thank you for this BOUNTIFUL feast I am about to receive!"

The guards, about to rush the troll-gened man instead fell back as Dash became a blur of motion, immediately springing into their midst with a crouching shoulder-rush, dropping one guard before grabbing a goon in a headlock, his arms and legs whirling and lashing out at all directions.  The guardsmen, packed as they were in the hallway, began to fall back but to no avail - Dash kept wading into the midst of a particular group to his left, keeping bodies between him and the other guardsmen who had succeeded in putting space between them.  Cackling with laughter, he slammed his elbow into his captive before whipping his fist into a nearby photo-copier, sending it flying after another target before hurtling his dazed prisoner at the second group, hounding at his heels as they were in the hopes of getting a clear shot.

"Yes, YES!  Gimme more, someone gimme someone to-GAH!" Dash roared as several men piled onto him from behind, their weight bringing him to one knee and forcing him to once again concentrate on the fight rather than merely enjoying it.  Growling, he considered activating the Girdle of Troll Strength as two more men sought to bring him down.

At the last moment he gave way completely before the brunt of the guardsmen, curling within himself, utilizing his greater flexibility and inhuman physique to gain purchase within the squirming mass of men before flicking fists and feet out, drawing them back into the troll ball he had made of himself, the super-close-range nature of the dogpile ensuring that his targets had no way to block or escape.

Rising from the mass of unconscious bodies, Hopkins felt the maglights of nightstick-bearing guards and laserlights of useless tranquilizer rifles pick him out of the darkened hallway, his eyes glowing with a reddened bloodlust made all the more terrifying by the moans of the bodies already piling up about him.

"Oh, oh YES!  The appetizers done...time for a bit o' that main course!"

Roaring, he rushed forward from a complete standstill, his trollish muscles catapulting him into the other group of guardsmen even as his hearing picked up the sounds of bootsteps on the stairs beyond.


Howard Montenegro's body floated in a graceful dance about the expansive office, taking up the entire fiftieth floor of the Brownstone Skyscraper.  He performed every dance he could think of that one with a human body could do, and throwing his body about, his limbs jangling in a vulgar display of celebration was all he could come up with.

He had won!  Against all odds, and in the name of God, had he won.

Karsiel smiled with Montenegros' face, panting as he reached out to touch a window, his eyes gazing out upon the blazing red horizon of Los Angeles.

"El Ciudad De Los Angeles...it's all mine.  Mine.  The prophecy of God, the foresight of omniscience...it has all led to this."

Karsiel turned and once again capered about, throwing himself this way and that, pouring his Angel-gened soul into his dance, heedless of the furniture he flung aside carelessly, knocking over an expensive vase as he made his way to the center of the office.

And stopped, cold, his entire being caught off guard for the first time since the dawn of his creation.

Frank Todd looked up from where he crouched in a runner's start, his fingertips pressed against the floor of the private elevator as the doors opened, murmuring aloud, "Time...stand still!"

For indeed, in the space between seconds time stood stock still, the angel's shocked expression frozen on Howard's face.  Todd's muscles bunched as he entered the first phase of the Overdrive, knowing he'd have to push it further than he'd ever done before.  The air shimmered about him from the exertion of his barely-held kinetic energy before he flung himself forward, the air pudding-thick as he struggled against it.  Leaving behind multiple after-images of himself, he continued to hurtle himself in a full-throttle run, putting every ounce of willpower, strength, and stamina behind it.

He had only one shot, and he HAD to make it count!

His after-images trailing behind him, Frank leapt over furnishings, the air growing heavier and his body already entering into the first state of both physical and psychic shock as he pushed the Overdrive further, getting closer to his target.  With a strange, delicate precision he hunkered down once he got within the angel's personal space, his arms forcing themselves forward to catch him as soon as his senses once again slowed down to normal time.

Outside the Brownstone Skyscraper a sonic boom rocked the fiftieth floor, exploding out from within and causing the entire glass wall to shatter and fragment, two forms hurtling out from within it to begin their deadly free-fall.  For a strange moment, Frank saw things as if from an outside perspective: the glass shattering, the tiny shards falling like rain to the ground as the two men careened out of the exploding skyscraper floor, heavy furniture and more flying in the wake of Frank's Overdrive-empowered suicide run.  He could see quite clearly Karsiel's look of supreme shock and fear, of defeat striking while one reveled in victory.  Frank himself was used to the feeling of failure, and it felt damned good to see it in the face of the angel, even if he WAS being manipulated.

Karsiel's eyes widened into saucers as he twisted this way and that as he fell, the power of gravity aided by Frank's kamikaze cannonball already taking hold.  Closing his eyes in order to force metamorphosis, he never had a chance to counter Frank's whip suddenly snaking around his ankle.

Frank snarled through his pain, feeding on his hatred of Karsiel's manipulation and Montenegro's imprisonment, his empathy amplified as it was by the Overdrive.  His biceps tearing through his trench coat, he reigned Karsiel in, keeping one hand on the pommel of his whip as he reached out with a gloved hand, grabbing Montenegro's hair before slamming the pommel of the whip into his face several times.

"IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENT COVENANT AND BY THE WORD OF JEHOVAH, I ORDER YOU TO-OOF!"  Frank curled in on himself slightly as Karsiel brought a knee up sharply into his midsection, roaring back at Frank mindlessly as he sought to tear away from the whip, intent on activating his Monster Form.

"SINNER!  MORTAL!  KARSIEL DOES GODS' BIDDING, BLASPHEMER!  IN THE NAME OF GOD, I'LL DESTROY YOU!"  Frank screamed unashamedly as Karsiel grabbed him by the temple, emphasizing his psychic strike with physical touch as well.  The cutting waves of psionic energy, as sharp as any surgical knife, tore through most of Frank's defenses with the first surge itself.  He brought his knee up sharply into Karsiel's crotch, making a mental note to apologize to Howard later on even as he slashed out with his elbow in a close-range rap at his temple, breaking the hold and kicking him away only to reel him back in from another angle, the skyscraper speeding by at ever increasing velocity.

Twisting in mid-air despite the unbearable pain, with the skyscraper whizzing by Frank reeled Karsiel in close once again, bringing the ridge of his hammer-like fist down upon the angel-genes' collarbone, breaking it with a crunching noise lost in the wind.  Screaming, Karsiel writhed and tried to kick away only to be reeled in once again, the exorcist intent on keeping the battle as close as possible.

"Can't let him access his wings!  Can't let him get into Monster Form," Frank thought frantically as the angel-gened clawed at him.  Holding Karsiel at arm's length and using the advantage of his greater armspan, Frank began to hammer at the other man's face and neck, counting on the incredible regenerative capabilities of the activated Angel Genes to keep Montenegro's body living despite the lethality of his attacks.  Karsiel, for all that he was able to survive the various esophagus-crushing blows and bone-shattering hammer strikes, focused only on getting away, scratching and striking at Frank's arms, the very idea of calling upon his own empowered strength completely forgotten in the frenzy of the moment and the absurdity of the mid-air fight.  Frank, more sensing then seeing how far they had fallen by then, delivered his favorite attack and headbutted Karsiel directly in the middle of his face, stunning the angel completely limp.

Howard's head lolled slightly as Frank dragged him under himself, willing the Overdrive to activate to a new level, reinforcing the flexibility and suppleness of his body as he kicked off of Karsiel's chest, drawing his knees under himself and willing himself to only focus on his inner space, the street below already coming up at them with unbelievable speed.

"OOOOOHHH SHI-"



Karsiel groaned as he got up and clutched at his already healing head, unwilling to believe that Frank had risked such a gambit to get to this point.  He glanced about the dim area and realized he was in one of the new underground subways that Brownstone had built under Los Angeles.  Gazing up at the massive, torn hole in the ceiling he realized that this was part of Frank's plan, using both the ground and Montenegro's body as a buffer in order to not only do an ungodly, amazing amount of damage but also to possibly survive.

If so, he apparently had not planned for his own death.  Karsiel chuckled weakly and staggered out of the rubble that lay strewn about him, seeking Frank's body for visual confirmation.  A man like that wasn't one to die so easily, and Karsiel wanted the pleasure of seeing his soul burn for this blasphemous trespass.

Frowning, he looked about once again, noting the tasteful chrome columns and the cleanliness of the area (despite the newly-made rubble and hole) with a small amount of pride before turning swiftly in reaction, the oncoming train's horn sounding clear enough to surprise him.

He then grunted in pain as a pair of booted feet slammed into the back of his head, sending him staggering onto the rails.  He looked up for a split second and saw Frank getting up from the missile drop-kick he had just landed, then all went black as the train hit him at full force.



Dash panted, as happy as he ever had since becoming a troll.  The entire forty-eighth level, a series of interlocking cubicles and offices, now lay in ruin, bodies strewn about in various poses of unconsciousness, concussion, or wracked with pain, clutching at broken limbs or limping and crawling to get away from the carnage.  Dash patted the Big Boy bat, its' charges already expended, against his leg and caught his breath for a moment after the wonderful exertion.

The troll-gened creature cast a baleful, red-glowing eye at his work and chuckled wickedly.

Oh.  Oh baby.  Was it GOOD!

"So what, no more?" He growled at a nearby guard, still conscious despite having both his arms shattered in the trolls' cruel grip, "Is 1that really all ya got?  I mean...are you this bad, or am I just THAT good?!"

He began to race towards the hallway that would take him back to the stairs and the elevator, only to hear more bootsteps echoing in the stairwell.  Growling at himself, he decided to head upstairs and check on the fiftieth level first, wondering at the battle between Frank and the powerful Karsiel.

"Bet he's havin' the time of his life~!"

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Stone Bastard 1-7


I don't know, don't ask me. Just somethin' I wrote recently. Seems like my life has been full of ups and downs as of late, and as always there's the potential for so much to gain...but also the potential for even further disasters.

Nothing to do but to go forward with it. Yeap.

Instead of doling all seven pieces of this out, I figured meh, fuck it - just give it to you guys in one big gulp.

Swallow it all down, dear. There's still dessert, y'know?


Stone Bastard

#1

I died last night in my sleep.

I'm moving, I can feel my eyelids blink, my eyes move, my fingers twist.

But my back aches, and I can't hear my heart anymore.  It's quite strange, realizing how much our heart fills our ears, a background song that barely anyone recognizes.

My good ol' buddy ain't moving anymore, and I'm so cold.

So cold.


#2

I was dead as I walked about.

I see people going about their daily business, and appear to do so as well.

But I hurt, I hurt so much it burns.  My heart is dead, a stone rock within me, though I want neither food nor water nor rest.  The noise of the city fills me, but I still ache.

I'm just not me anymore, not really.  Don't know why, nor if I deserve this.

Hurts bad.


#3

I am dead, laying on my bed.

I'm still pretending to be alive, even now in the quiet of a restless night.

My neighbors are interesting, and the city never truly sleeps.  Like me it's a dead thing, but unlike me it's so noisy.  I can hear quite plainly the arguments and grumbling, the sounds of living, loving, hating. 

Hearing better.


#4

I have died, but I'm still here, ambulatory.

In a park, watching people as they go about their lives, unnoticed.

I miss this, miss being one of them.  My heart has stopped, its' thunderous noise replaced with the noise of others.  I don't like this, but I can get used to it.  Guess anyone can get used to anything.

Sitting still.


#5

How dead must I be, if I'm still here, still me?

A new, unsettling thought has entered my supposedly rotting brain.

My heart is dead, but I'm alive.  My body is dead, but I'm alive.  But I'm not different than others, not at all.  Perhaps I'm simply more aware of it now that I can't hear my own heart?  I have to figure this out more.

A frenzy.


#6

Now that I'm dead, I can see it visibly.

My options without a heartbeat, without a shadow.  So limited, yet so open to definition.

I'm dead, this is true.  I'm dead now, through and through.  Yet within the scheme of things, I have discovered a wondrous thing: worlds without end, choices to make and follow through with.

Time moves.


#7

Dead and buried, good and gone.

All is well 'twixt right and wrong.  If I'm there and I'm here, then from whence have I come?  Was I always like this?  Was I always only going through the motions?  Dead all the time?

Without reason and with plentiful joy do I now live, dead as I am.  To redefine my life as I am, to live as I wish, even as dead as I am.

My heart skipped a beat, that's all it did.  It's still dead, stone cold dead now.

But it plays, it PLAYS!  Such wonderful music as I've ever heard.

I heard it, I hear it.  The noise of the city, the noise in me.

Joyful, painful, and full of rage.  Loving, hating, fighting, needing.

And with each line do I make new rules, as I wish, wonton and willy-nilly.  Thither and hither, heckle and jeckle.

A world of my own.

This world of my wishes.

Do I need anything better than this, finer than this?  My palate is ablaze, my senses overloaded.

My heart is dead, my brain is aflame.

My tale does not end, even as I have already ended.  Perhaps yes, perhaps no.

But with each new line, I will continue.  With each line I will learn more, hear more, be more.  With or without my heart.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

OPEN FOR BUSINESS KIDS!!!!



COME ONE COME ALL, GIT YA ASS UP AND C'MON EEEN~! So, sososososo, welcome to my world, my slice of the Inter-goddamn-nuggets, my piece of the global pie.

Welcome to The Pen Is My Sword, my literary blog and the best way to keep up with ALL EIGHT FUCKING BLOGS I WRITE FOR.

Who runs this shit?

I RUN THIS SHIT, DAWG!!! I DO!!!!!!

So, you'll notice the slick, sleek interface with the chunky edits and writing, yah? Well here's a quick walkthrough over the new interface:

>DIDJA NOTICE THE BIG BAR OVER THE MAIN PART OF THE BLOG? FROM THERE YOU CAN CHECK OUT ALL THE ABSOLUTE MOST PERTINENT STUFF I'VE GOT GOIN'! ALL EIGHT BLOGS. EXTREME EXISTENCE: BATTLEWORLD. MY SOUND BYTES AND SUCH.

>At the extreme right and at the top of the screen, you'll notice two things you fuck around with to customize the font size of the blog as well as operate the sliding sidebar.

YEAH NIGGA. SLIDING SIDEBAR. SWAG.

>What is ON that sidebar? A general write-up, my chatongo thing (LEAVE A MESSAGE, SHOW YA LOVE), advertisements, pertinent information and links and such. But the big feature I wanna point out to ya is the next point...

>An update feature. Yes. THIS, www.thepenismysword.com, IS my overblog as well as litblog. What I'd like to see is that THIS be made the one that you mainly bookmark and fave, then from here you can go to any of my other blogs, projects, or whatever have you. SO, in order to help facilitate that you can easily glance over there and see what's currently updated (complete with date and such). That way you won't have to spend time going to each and every blog and look around - now you can just glance at that block and BOOM, know exactly where yer goin'!

I sincerely hope I can continue to improve and tweak all my blogs and, ultimately, continue to entertain all y'all. Things are going to be very, VERY busy and I genuinely hope that you, my omnipresent audience, will continue to find me worth of your time, attention, and perhaps affections.

SO. The Pen Is My Sword is now opened for bidness. All my chats are pretty much up and running.

Time to get back to work on Battleworld now.

Sincerely and with a little love,

~ThatBastard