Because writing plotlines and stories for comic books is hard, right guys? Y'know, like how NO ONE in the Marvel universe can save an old woman who is ready to die from dying due to a gunshot wound.
Yeah. 'Cuz Dr. Strange doesn't have contacts with omnipotent beings whose sole purpose is to help humanity ALONGSIDE WITH BEING A SURGEON, or Elixir with the healing powers, and...y'know what? Fuck it.
Deal with the devil. Abort the baby. Because the author is to Spiderman story writing and plot what Rob Lefield is to art.
SPOILER: ROB LEFIELD CANNOT DRAW.
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Mephisto Went Down to New York
(sung to "The Devil Went Down To Georgia")
by That Bastard and Nyara
Mephisto went down to New York
He was lookin' for a fetus to kill
He was in a bind, 'cuz he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he spotted a scientist in his lab
Playin' wit' a spider and makin' it HOT
Then Mephisto came down with Mary Jane
and said "Boy, lemme tell you what!
I bet you didn't know it but I'm a supervill too
I bet your baby, c'mon don't say maybe, that I'm better than you!
"Well I'm Peter Parker, and I'll accept your dare
But in the name of Science fame, you'd better stay aware!"
Parker get yer suit on, and put in yer contacts
'Cuz Hell's let loose in New York, and it's full of Mephisto's contracts
And if you win, your legacy will burn forevermore
But if you lose, your baby he'll abooooort
Mephisto opened up his case and said "It's time Auntie Mae"
and fire flew from his fingertips as he began his play
As the gunshot flew out, the bullet made an evil hiss
and a band of demons danced, and it sounded somethin' like this...
(Riverdance tune)
Now Parker sat back and said, "Well yer pretty good ol' son
But let's see what there can be of a healer when I'm done"
He called, "ANYWHERE IN OUT ALL OF MARVEL
THIS DUEL WITH THE DEVIL STRAIGHT FROM HELL
A HEALER ANYWHERE IN THIS 'VERSE
MY MARRIAGE'S IN TROUBLE, THE STORY'S WORSE
Mephisto roared with delight as he'd known that he'd won
And in the next moment Mae arose, the wound all undone
Parker cried, "Hey 'Phisto, y'all can come back again
I done told you once, you sonuvabitch, a divorce is all that could've been"
He called, "ANYWHERE IN OUT ALL OF MARVEL
THIS DUEL WITH THE DEVIL STRAIGHT FROM HELL
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THIS HOUSE?
THE AUTHOR'S IN TROUBLE, BAIL HIM OUT
Yeah. 'Cuz Dr. Strange doesn't have contacts with omnipotent beings whose sole purpose is to help humanity ALONGSIDE WITH BEING A SURGEON, or Elixir with the healing powers, and...y'know what? Fuck it.
Deal with the devil. Abort the baby. Because the author is to Spiderman story writing and plot what Rob Lefield is to art.
SPOILER: ROB LEFIELD CANNOT DRAW.
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Mephisto Went Down to New York
(sung to "The Devil Went Down To Georgia")
by That Bastard and Nyara
Mephisto went down to New York
He was lookin' for a fetus to kill
He was in a bind, 'cuz he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he spotted a scientist in his lab
Playin' wit' a spider and makin' it HOT
Then Mephisto came down with Mary Jane
and said "Boy, lemme tell you what!
I bet you didn't know it but I'm a supervill too
I bet your baby, c'mon don't say maybe, that I'm better than you!
"Well I'm Peter Parker, and I'll accept your dare
But in the name of Science fame, you'd better stay aware!"
Parker get yer suit on, and put in yer contacts
'Cuz Hell's let loose in New York, and it's full of Mephisto's contracts
And if you win, your legacy will burn forevermore
But if you lose, your baby he'll abooooort
Mephisto opened up his case and said "It's time Auntie Mae"
and fire flew from his fingertips as he began his play
As the gunshot flew out, the bullet made an evil hiss
and a band of demons danced, and it sounded somethin' like this...
(Riverdance tune)
Now Parker sat back and said, "Well yer pretty good ol' son
But let's see what there can be of a healer when I'm done"
He called, "ANYWHERE IN OUT ALL OF MARVEL
THIS DUEL WITH THE DEVIL STRAIGHT FROM HELL
A HEALER ANYWHERE IN THIS 'VERSE
MY MARRIAGE'S IN TROUBLE, THE STORY'S WORSE
Mephisto roared with delight as he'd known that he'd won
And in the next moment Mae arose, the wound all undone
Parker cried, "Hey 'Phisto, y'all can come back again
I done told you once, you sonuvabitch, a divorce is all that could've been"
He called, "ANYWHERE IN OUT ALL OF MARVEL
THIS DUEL WITH THE DEVIL STRAIGHT FROM HELL
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THIS HOUSE?
THE AUTHOR'S IN TROUBLE, BAIL HIM OUT
This is awesome mate! :D I enjoyed reading it. Great parody!
ReplyDeleteThanks bro! Honestly me and a ladyfriend, Nyara, wrote this as one part parody (I don't even remember which of us started it, I think me) and two parts wanting to just playfully bother our mutual friend, Ace (http://dangercombo.blogspot.com) lol.
DeleteI'm a horrible person and a mean friend. :D Some would say that makes me awesome~!
F*cking AWESOME!!! I love it!! And Miphisto then plays the riverdance song?! Brillent!! That got me laughing hard!!
ReplyDeleteI hope to see this as an actual song some day!
::laughs:: Yeaaaaah, fuckin' this...honestly, OMD just sucks and deserves every parody it gets. >XD
DeleteSorry bro, this is one of those songs I'm not going to turn into a song. Who knows though...>>>XD