Tuesday, February 21, 2012

OPEN FOR BUSINESS KIDS!!!!



COME ONE COME ALL, GIT YA ASS UP AND C'MON EEEN~! So, sososososo, welcome to my world, my slice of the Inter-goddamn-nuggets, my piece of the global pie.

Welcome to The Pen Is My Sword, my literary blog and the best way to keep up with ALL EIGHT FUCKING BLOGS I WRITE FOR.

Who runs this shit?

I RUN THIS SHIT, DAWG!!! I DO!!!!!!

So, you'll notice the slick, sleek interface with the chunky edits and writing, yah? Well here's a quick walkthrough over the new interface:

>DIDJA NOTICE THE BIG BAR OVER THE MAIN PART OF THE BLOG? FROM THERE YOU CAN CHECK OUT ALL THE ABSOLUTE MOST PERTINENT STUFF I'VE GOT GOIN'! ALL EIGHT BLOGS. EXTREME EXISTENCE: BATTLEWORLD. MY SOUND BYTES AND SUCH.

>At the extreme right and at the top of the screen, you'll notice two things you fuck around with to customize the font size of the blog as well as operate the sliding sidebar.

YEAH NIGGA. SLIDING SIDEBAR. SWAG.

>What is ON that sidebar? A general write-up, my chatongo thing (LEAVE A MESSAGE, SHOW YA LOVE), advertisements, pertinent information and links and such. But the big feature I wanna point out to ya is the next point...

>An update feature. Yes. THIS, www.thepenismysword.com, IS my overblog as well as litblog. What I'd like to see is that THIS be made the one that you mainly bookmark and fave, then from here you can go to any of my other blogs, projects, or whatever have you. SO, in order to help facilitate that you can easily glance over there and see what's currently updated (complete with date and such). That way you won't have to spend time going to each and every blog and look around - now you can just glance at that block and BOOM, know exactly where yer goin'!

I sincerely hope I can continue to improve and tweak all my blogs and, ultimately, continue to entertain all y'all. Things are going to be very, VERY busy and I genuinely hope that you, my omnipresent audience, will continue to find me worth of your time, attention, and perhaps affections.

SO. The Pen Is My Sword is now opened for bidness. All my chats are pretty much up and running.

Time to get back to work on Battleworld now.

Sincerely and with a little love,

~ThatBastard

8 comments:

  1. The place is looking pretty damn snazzy, man! Keep it up! In the meantime, let's get down to working on that scene for BattleWorld. You know the one I'm talkin' about.

    P.S: Thanks to you, I'm starting to get back my drive for blogging on my own page, as well... Ya bastid...

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    1. LOL, fuck yeah Battleworld!

      Thanks for stoppin' by brotha, and GOOD! Hell, I'll back ya as much as ya need to get back into bloggin' - this shit's fun~!

      Hell, if it wasn't I wouldn't still be here months later. :3

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  2. Interesting new design for your blog! Very sterile and clean! Not what I'd expect!

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    1. Thanks! I actually really liked this template the moment I saw it, and saw a lot of potential in that navigation bar, so I decided to go with this one.

      Plus, I'd like to think that the "sterile and clean" look is a delicious dichotomy to my typing style, kinda makes it stand out more.

      We'll see~!

      Thanks for hangin' with me, here's to a good year to come!

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  3. Hey, this is looking good! And I do like the voice acting, actually. I think that'd be a great feature.

    Is it weird that you sound pretty much exactly the way I thought you would?

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    1. LOL strangely enough, I get two different kinds first impressions.

      When I walk into room, women get wet from fear and want while the menfolk get wet from fear...and want. Think up of every intimidating trope you can about a negroid and besides the basketball Jones' height, that's pretty much me.

      Now, the second kind of first impression is when I open my mouth. Seriously, I always trip people out because I can talk as eloquently and as high-falutin' as any high-born gentleman, as rapid-fire and psychotic as any grown idjit with A.D.D. and a sugar tooth, or get just completely douchebaggy-broski about it, complete with popped collar and portable turntable.

      LOL ultimately, naw mang~! I talk like I type, I type like I talk.

      NOOOOOOW the question is: will it still be entertaining a month or two from now? My friends tend to still find my bullshit funny even today, after years of hanging out together.

      We'll see~!

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  4. I'm finally coming back. I'm sorry. I don't think we've lost any love. The fans, the audience, the ever present audience. All two of us. Haha, nah.

    Thank you. I touched the subscribe button.

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    1. Hey bruddah, it's always good!

      And naw, ain't any love lost m'man. :D Welcome back to the Blogosphere!

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