Technically for my main band, but could go either that or No Rhymes. After I watched "Cryomancer" by Defiler, like, five times in a row I became inspired to write a throaty, growly death metal song m'self.
What I got was this.
Now I told my drummer about this just jokin' around, but the moment he heard the lyrics he's all "Dude, we should do this."
So now I gotta continue on with training in how to death metal growl in order to pull this song off.
Go me. Fffffffuuuck.
I REALLY LIKE YOUR FUCKING SWEATERRRRRR
I REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU FILL IT OUT
I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOTHERRRRR
I WANT
I REALLY WANT YOUR FATHER TOO
SO WHEN YOU GET HOME
YOU FUCKING BITCH
YOU'LL GET SUCH A SURPRISE
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES
WALK THROUGH THE DOOOOOOOR
AND SEE THE BUFFET I'VE
LAID OUT BEFORE
YOUUUUUUU....
YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT ME
THAT'S WHY I BONED YOUR PARENTS
AND I KNOW YOU'D DISBELIEVE IT
SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE IN THE LIVING ROOM
IN YOUR FAMILY'S PILLOW PIT
NAKED
FUCKING
SQUIRMING
YOUR MOTHER
YOUR FATHER
ARE MINE
YOUR AUNTIE
YOUR UNCLE
IS NEXT
YOUR WHOLE
FUCKING FAMILY
IS MIIIIIIIINE
FOR EVERY TIME YOU LIED TO ME
WHEN YOU SAID I LOVE YOU
A RELATIVE OF YOURS I WILL DEFILE
AND BY THE WAY
I STOLE YOUR FUCKING SWEATER
NOW YOU'LL KNOW MY PAIN
THE PENISES THAT WERE IN YOU
IS NOW IN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE YOU
THE PENISES THAT WERE IN YOU
IS NOW FUCKING THE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING MADE YOUUUUUU!!!
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I want this to play at a wedding for the first dance.
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