So, some interesting things occurred earlier, and I had to do a mic test so to speak, test out and find out what the hell's goin' on.
For SOME reason, a different blog "thepensword.blogspot.com" is starting to show up on other people's blogrolls rather than my own "thepenismysword.com" or even my old "thepenismysword.blogspot.com" posts.
Which...is interesting and, as far as I can tell, not B.T.'s fault (the owner of that site) since they haven't even posted since November of last year.
Yeaaaaah.
So either this IS a sneak attack of some sorts (can that even be done here at Blogger?), or Googles is just screwin' up. More than likely the latter.
So, do lemme know if you haven't received a post from The Pen Is My Sword for awhile, yah? I need to figure out what's goin' on.
For puttin' up with my crap, here's a FRESH, HOT, JUST WROTE IT segment from one of the greatest battles in Taboo 2: Magic, Misfits, and Mayhem.
Enjoy~!
--------------------------------------------------------
One fell to their knees, shivering as the Brownies hacked and filleted at them, ignoring the brutal flames as the assassin immolated himself with a death-triggered spell. Falling face-first, the young man kicked once then lay still as the fae creatures swarmed away from the body to find a new target. Several drones, once again under the control of Control itself, brutally smashed into two other assassins, crushing and pressing them to death even as they wriggled to get their hands free.
Those that didn't fall or focus on the attacks from Williams' unit immediately fell to the brutal force of the Troll.
Almost in slow motion, as delicate as any dancer, Dash spun and lashed out with a fist here, a foot there, felling two with his claws alone. Feeling orbs of ice slam against his kinetic aura at close range he spun about and wrapped his humongous hands around the upper torso of another magi, ignoring the blows and spells landing on his powerful back as he focused only on the sublime feeling of murdering the assassin in his grip, his thumbs crossing to choke and crush the life out him.
Glorious!
Lost in his battle craze, Dash hurled the corpse aside and immediately grabbed another assassin, spinning around and grinding their face against what was left of the melted wall, the darkness dispelled for another blinding second as their feet hit the Incinceration Web spell that was still active overhead, turning into a fine mist from the ankles down.
Dash panted as he gazed about, his senses incited by the free-flowing blood splattering the ground, the smell of ozone and charred earth, the sounds of broken flesh and bodies strewn about nearly tipping him over the edge as the monster within him glutted on the carnage, the violence.
Taking a moment and realizing that the battle was over almost as soon as it had begun, Dash took two steps back, the fired bolts dying down as the Ricketts twins, lost in their own battle lust, realized the fight had ended.
Controls' voice rang clear as she stated simply, "All targets eliminated. The Garage is clear. Please cover your eyes "
Almost as one the young magi, Grease Monkey, and Dash all howled a battle cry, their voices mingling for a single, glorious moment. The lights came on and almost immediately Williams unit stumbled about and groaned, holding onto their eyes.
Grease Monkey laughed and slapped Williams on the back hard enough to stagger the younger man, "HAH! Ya gotta keep yer eyes closed and adjust, cabrone!! See whatchoo get? That's a learning experience, mang!"
Willaims coughed into his fist and looked about, frowning at the gore on the ground, "Wait, weren't there more Brownies?"
Hirsute Tallest, cackling gleefully and dancing a jig, looked up and nodded, "Aye, there be more of us. Above ground we hath joined the battle~! This be just a token of our forces, the rest doing our work
------------------------------------------------
So, what do you think? So far my real life beta readers think it's a pretty vivid combat scene, but what do YOU think, eh? Hit me up in the commentary below.
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you can buy/review/star/tweet/post about Taboo 0 goin' on sale, eh?
Amazong - $2.99 (C'MON AMAZON! LOWER THE PRICE ALREADY. D: )
http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4
ASIN: B009F7K5U4
Smashwords - $1.50 (that's more like it!)
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832
ISBN: 9781301520411
So, you don't you have a Nook or Kindle readers? Not even the new Kindle Fire? Well you DO realize they have free versions for your smart phone or p.c., right? Hell, they might even have it for PS3~! Wouldn't be surprised. :D
So, here's what you do: go download or snag the Nook and Kindle readers at their respective places, then buy Taboo 0 for each version and see which one you like the best!
Cool? Cool!
Sincerely,
~That Bastard
P.S. - Erm, let's see...just google up "Barnes and Noble Nook," "Amazon Kindle," or "Thomas Duder The Generalist Taboo 0" for all that mess I just posted. :D in the very least it'll add one more search on Googles, y'know? Always a help for meh. <3
For SOME reason, a different blog "thepensword.blogspot.com" is starting to show up on other people's blogrolls rather than my own "thepenismysword.com" or even my old "thepenismysword.blogspot.com" posts.
Which...is interesting and, as far as I can tell, not B.T.'s fault (the owner of that site) since they haven't even posted since November of last year.
Yeaaaaah.
So either this IS a sneak attack of some sorts (can that even be done here at Blogger?), or Googles is just screwin' up. More than likely the latter.
So, do lemme know if you haven't received a post from The Pen Is My Sword for awhile, yah? I need to figure out what's goin' on.
For puttin' up with my crap, here's a FRESH, HOT, JUST WROTE IT segment from one of the greatest battles in Taboo 2: Magic, Misfits, and Mayhem.
Enjoy~!
--------------------------------------------------------
One fell to their knees, shivering as the Brownies hacked and filleted at them, ignoring the brutal flames as the assassin immolated himself with a death-triggered spell. Falling face-first, the young man kicked once then lay still as the fae creatures swarmed away from the body to find a new target. Several drones, once again under the control of Control itself, brutally smashed into two other assassins, crushing and pressing them to death even as they wriggled to get their hands free.
Those that didn't fall or focus on the attacks from Williams' unit immediately fell to the brutal force of the Troll.
Almost in slow motion, as delicate as any dancer, Dash spun and lashed out with a fist here, a foot there, felling two with his claws alone. Feeling orbs of ice slam against his kinetic aura at close range he spun about and wrapped his humongous hands around the upper torso of another magi, ignoring the blows and spells landing on his powerful back as he focused only on the sublime feeling of murdering the assassin in his grip, his thumbs crossing to choke and crush the life out him.
Glorious!
Lost in his battle craze, Dash hurled the corpse aside and immediately grabbed another assassin, spinning around and grinding their face against what was left of the melted wall, the darkness dispelled for another blinding second as their feet hit the Incinceration Web spell that was still active overhead, turning into a fine mist from the ankles down.
Dash panted as he gazed about, his senses incited by the free-flowing blood splattering the ground, the smell of ozone and charred earth, the sounds of broken flesh and bodies strewn about nearly tipping him over the edge as the monster within him glutted on the carnage, the violence.
Taking a moment and realizing that the battle was over almost as soon as it had begun, Dash took two steps back, the fired bolts dying down as the Ricketts twins, lost in their own battle lust, realized the fight had ended.
Controls' voice rang clear as she stated simply, "All targets eliminated. The Garage is clear. Please cover your eyes "
Almost as one the young magi, Grease Monkey, and Dash all howled a battle cry, their voices mingling for a single, glorious moment. The lights came on and almost immediately Williams unit stumbled about and groaned, holding onto their eyes.
Grease Monkey laughed and slapped Williams on the back hard enough to stagger the younger man, "HAH! Ya gotta keep yer eyes closed and adjust, cabrone!! See whatchoo get? That's a learning experience, mang!"
Willaims coughed into his fist and looked about, frowning at the gore on the ground, "Wait, weren't there more Brownies?"
Hirsute Tallest, cackling gleefully and dancing a jig, looked up and nodded, "Aye, there be more of us. Above ground we hath joined the battle~! This be just a token of our forces, the rest doing our work
------------------------------------------------
So, what do you think? So far my real life beta readers think it's a pretty vivid combat scene, but what do YOU think, eh? Hit me up in the commentary below.
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you can buy/review/star/tweet/post about Taboo 0 goin' on sale, eh?
Amazong - $2.99 (C'MON AMAZON! LOWER THE PRICE ALREADY. D: )
http://www.amazon.com/The-Generalist-Clich%C3%A9-Memories-ebook/dp/B009F7K5U4
ASIN: B009F7K5U4
Smashwords - $1.50 (that's more like it!)
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/239832
ISBN: 9781301520411
So, you don't you have a Nook or Kindle readers? Not even the new Kindle Fire? Well you DO realize they have free versions for your smart phone or p.c., right? Hell, they might even have it for PS3~! Wouldn't be surprised. :D
So, here's what you do: go download or snag the Nook and Kindle readers at their respective places, then buy Taboo 0 for each version and see which one you like the best!
Cool? Cool!
Sincerely,
~That Bastard
P.S. - Erm, let's see...just google up "Barnes and Noble Nook," "Amazon Kindle," or "Thomas Duder The Generalist Taboo 0" for all that mess I just posted. :D in the very least it'll add one more search on Googles, y'know? Always a help for meh. <3
That's a killer fight scene, my friend, and I was wondering when we'd see more Taboo. I was not disappointed. It's also very cool to see Taboo on Amazon. I "Liked" it via Amazon and did that quick Google search to help you out. Drive up those rankings!
ReplyDelete...WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!
ReplyDeleteWHICH ONE ARE YOU, THE ONE WHO KEEPS POSTING ON MY BLOGS?!!! BOTH OF YOU? BRANDON, IS THAT YOU?!
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GOING TO PUNCH BOTH OF YOU IN THE FUCKING COLLARBONE FOR THIS.
<3
In all honesty though, I'm going to punch you in the collarbone. Both of you. =._.= Hard.
SO, now that I FINALLY have something published, I did you one better: I not only liked your 300-page book of pure awesome "The Missing Link," but I freakin' BOUGHT it and will write up a review to be posted on yer Amazong and here at my very own blog too.
One. Up.
...and it's "The Generalist," the Taboos are another way of saying "Episode." >XD Lol style I REFUSE TO CHANGE THE TITLE GODAMMIT!
Anyway, once I'm done devouring The Missing Link I'll let y'all know what I think. :3 If it sucks though...
Prepare. To be. Neutralized.
Y'all know I'm dangerously honest by now. =^_^= My opinion can't be bought, it's what makes me "me."
ON THE OTHER HAND, if it's anything as entertaining as your blog I'm probably going to gush all over it. Just gush...all...over...it.
Y'know?
Like...GUSH~!
~Thomas Duder/That Bastard
P.S. - THAT REMINDS ME, you guys on the KDP forums? :D Isn't it a wonderful, unmoderated hellhole? I'm freakin' havin' the time of my LIFE over there! So much trollin'. So much drama to roll around in.
I feel practically filthy. <3