Coffee and Creatine

Dammit. My muse won't let me sleep when I wanted to, and thanks to G (http://www.bloggerati.com) who gave me a great idea and fueled my muse, now I can't.

So you guys remember the concept band No Rhymes, right? Well, I have three jazz/swing pieces I'd wanna develop with 'em. Five Smooth Stones and my fave, Guns and Wine, are definitely up there...but tonight, I got hit to do the lyrics for Coffee and Creatine.

It's meant to be a frenetic, hecetic jazz piece, but when the vocals kick in it's pure swing daddy-o. I mean, this is what my morning ritual usually is, y'know? Extra-strong coffee and a creatine chaser.

Hey, it's worked for me thus far, except for this cough...which is thankfully almost gone.

Be on the lookout for more sound bytes, KAOS stuff and voice-acting attempts. In the meantime, here's Coffee and Creatine's lyrics. Enjoy~!

Yes, every time I say "BLOW DADDY!" it's a call-out to the trumpets and saxomophones to do their thing. I, as always, reserve the right to edit this...but it's pretty good the way it is, yah?

Admittedly, it's kinda cheesy...but I like it. :3



YEAH DIG IT MAN
SO I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
I'M KINDA YAWNING
BUT THE THINGS CAN'T GET ME DOWN
Y'SEE BREAKFAST IS GOOD
AND I'M STILL BEARING WOOD
FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE DOWNTOWN
NOW I JUMP FROM MY BED
DO A BACKFLIP AND THEN
HOP INTO MY SWEET SHOES
AND I STRAP ON MY FEET
AND THE GIRLS ON THE STREET
KNOW JUST WHAT I'M GONNA DO

I'M GOING TO REVV UP THE BREWJOB
SLAP ON THE ADE-POM
LOOK GOOD ALL UP IN THE MIRROR
AND LIVE LIKE I'M GONNA DIE(IIIIIE)

'CUZ THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
COFFEE IN THE MORNING
AND CREATINE IN MY VEINS

COFFEE IN THE MORNING
AND CREATING IN MY VEINS

BURN OUT MY HEART
BEFORE DEATH CAN CATCH UP
...TO ME

GONNA BURN OUT AND DIE YOUNG
SO LIVE LIKE IT'S SWEET SIXTEEN

BLOW DADDY~!

SO I GET HOME TO WORK
AT PRECISELY 16
MINUTES AFTER I'M TWO HOURS LATE
AND I TRY TO EXPLAIN
HOW THE PAIN'S IN MY BRAIN
AND I MIGHT BE OBSOLETE
BUT YA GOTTA PLAY IT COOL
WHEN YER BOSS IS A FOOL
THE VERY SAME GUY'S YA FRIEND
AFTER ALL'S SAID AND DONE
IT WAS ALL FOR THE FUN
THE GUY CRASHED AT YER PAD

He says, "SON I'LL GIVE YOU A LESSON
IF YOU ONLY GIVE ME THAT SWEET
SWEET...SWEET...DARK...FUCKING
RICH CUP OF COFFEE~!"

So I'll give it to him....
Oh we're good friends, after all...
We DID crash that bar so...
So I give it to him...

AND WE CHASE IT DOWN WITH CREATINE!

Ohhhhhh...

I'M GOING TO REVV UP THE BREWJOB
SLAP ON THE ADE-POM
LOOK GOOD ALL UP IN THE MIRROR
AND LIVE LIKE I'M GONNA DIE(IIIIIE)

'CUZ THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
COFFEE IN THE MORNING
AND CREATINE IN MY VEINS

COFFEE IN THE MORNING
AND CREATING IN MY VEINS

BURN OUT MY HEART
BEFORE DEATH CAN CATCH UP
...TO ME

GONNA BURN OUT AND DIE YOUNG
SO LIVE LIKE IT'S SWEET SIXTEEN

BLOW DADDY~!